“I’m not nobody”
- Echo in the unaired episode Echo.
“I hope we find me alive.”
- Caroline imprint in the unaired episode Epitaph One
“He’s ten times the man you are, and you’re, like, forty guys!”
- Echo in A Love Supreme
“Ballard: [Paul and Mellie kissing] Too much? Too fast?
[Ballard sniffs his armpits]
Paul Ballard: Do I smell that bad?
Mellie: I have a message for you from inside the Dollhouse.
Paul Ballard: That’s not funny.
Mellie: My name is November.”
- Spy In The House of Love
“Whiskey: I know where to find food.
Griff, Zone, Mag: Where?
Zone: If you point at the frickin’ chair, I will end you!
Whiskey: In the kitchen.”
- Unaired episode Epitaph One
“Did I just lose an argument to a doll?”
- Topher in A Spy in the House of Love
[about the Dollhouse] “Uh, it’s pink and it opens up and there’s teeny furniture and you put the boy doll on top of the girl doll and we learn about urges.”
- Joel Mynor in Man On The Street
“Topher: Do you know where you are?
Priya: I’m in hell.
Topher: You’re in Los Angeles. I can understand the mixup.”
“Fox forgot to cancel my show… Very awkward. They looked and said, ‘Oh, this is our bad. We forgot to cancel your show. You’re going to have to make more.’”
- Joss on the renewal
“[on chosing clothes with Echo]
Handler: I won’t even do this for my wife.
Ballard: I was trained at Quantico.”
- Belle Chose
“Echo: You think we’re gods?
Alpha: We’re not just humans anymore. We’re not multiple personalities. We’re many personalities. Uh… one of my personalities happens to be a multiple personality, but that doesn’t make me a multiple personality. I’m looking for a little nuance here.
Echo: We’re not gods.
Alpha: Fine, Übermensch. Nietzsche predicted our rise. Perfected. Objective. Something new.
Echo: Right. New, superior people. With a little German thrown in. What could possibly go wrong?”
“[on Ballard stunning Topher]
What the hell was that?! Was that some kind of joy buzzer stun gun? I mean, officially I deplore violence, but that was totally worth the loss of karma points!”
- Stephen Kepler in Briar Rose
“Dominic: It’s easy to be attached to your assigned active. In fact it’s necessary, but don’t think of them as children; think of them as pets.
Dr. Saunders: Is that supposed to be funny?
Dominic: When your child Starts talking for the first time, you feel proud. When your dog does, you freak the hell out. Any Developmental progress an active makes is a threat to the house and a possible first step toward another Alpha.”
“Tango: I like pancakes.
Victor/Tony: We’re all going to die.”
“Ivy: Pizza squares, ice cream bites, beef jerky? Okay, you may be the boy god of all things neuro, and I do worship at the altar of your genius, but I am not getting you all of this stuff.
Topher: Ivy, babe, add juice boxes.
Ivy: You’re privilege abusing.
Topher: Do you want to know how to avoid spandrels when aligning rigid designators?
Ivy: Grape or apple?”
- Gray Hour
“Boyd: One other thing, Miss DeWitt. Are you aware of this ‘Topher’ situation?
DeWitt: Yes. There’s no need to address the issue with him. I allow him one of these “diagnostic” tests every now and again.
Boyd: Well, I guess Topher can make friends…
[as they continue talking in voiceover, we see Sierra bringing a Twinkie with birthday candles to Topher in his office]
DeWitt: Loneliness leads to nothing good, only detachment. And sometimes the people who most need to reach out are the people least capable of it. In any case, it only happens once a year.”
What have I missed?